Vampire
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: rawr
You: the game
Stranger: not you again
Stranger: your face!
You: im not her
You: im her friend
You: the better half
Stranger: hmm oj
Stranger: ok*
Stranger: whats your obsession with the game
You: omg quit it already
You: im her friend
Stranger: omg why did you say it then
Stranger: its fucking annoying
You: i know!
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: rage over
You: why play the **** if you can't win
You: seriosuly
Stranger: you fail at life
You: no you do
Stranger: nope , clearly you and "the game" fail
You: what?
You: you are the on playing
Stranger: your fuckin face , thats what
You: its not very nice to swear
You: here hug teddy
Stranger: do you think i care , i'd rather eat your intestines
You: don't forget the salt
You: and pepper
Stranger: who needs salt & pepper when you have blood
You: yeah that's right
You: blood is salty and metallic
You: mh tasty
Stranger: well fuckin duh , it has iron in it
You: i know
Stranger: blood is tasty as a matter of fact
You: are you a vampire
You: you are impossibly fast
You: and strong
Stranger: and you would know this because
You: you're skin is pale white and icecold
Stranger: well duh !
You: so you are a vampire?
Stranger: Yes
You: do you sleep in a coffin?
Stranger: Yeah , a black one with silver trimmings with a red velvet interior
You: awesome
You: when were you turned into vampire then?
Stranger: yes i was blooded by an elder vampire
You: when?
Stranger: nearly 18 years ago now
You: not more
You: that's so boring
You: a thought you were centuries old
You: fail
Stranger: yup well , ive been blooded by an elder , an elders blood contains the knowledge of the entire vampire race
You: still
You: boring
You: how can blood contain knowledge?
Stranger: well eternal life , superhuman speed/strength & the power to read the minds of people in close proximity , kina make up for it
Stranger: the same way it carries genes you noob
You: what?
Stranger: you fail
Kommentarer
Postat av: hanna
HAHAHA så jävla sämst! Det roligaste var ju lätt twilightquotsen!!
Postat av: Emma
HAha
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