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Chuck Norris Facts

Jag och Hanna pratade om Chuck Norris Facts idag, tyvärr kunde jag inte komma på någon bra just då, så jag letade upp några nu. Här kommer mina favoriter:

• There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
• Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
• Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
• Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

hahahah sweet! Men watch out for The Hannalizer!! The Hannalizer allowed Chuck Norris to live!

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